Black Tie
All posts from May 22, 2008
iDouche
- John: [about Sahand's iPod Touch] Is that a phone, too?
- Sahand: No, I decided not to go for the phone option.
- John: Why not?
- Sahand: Because I didn't want to pay the monthly fee for the phone. This way, it's pay once, douche forever.
Birth cry of a supernova »
“…for the first time in history, astronomers have unambiguously observed the exact moment when a star explodes.”
Grand Bassin fog (via 6eyes)
Cloud Cult - When Water Comes to Life
And when the angels come
They’ll cut you down the middle
To see if you’re still there
To see if you’re still there
And underneath your ribs
They’ll find a heart-shaped locket
An old photograph
Of you in Daddy’s arms
And then they’ll sew you closed
And give you back to the water
From where we’re all born
From where we’re all born
Not kiwis
- Jen: Hey, Lily, are these your kiwis?
- Lily: I...don't think so. I don't think I've bought any kiwis for a long time.
- Jen: I don't remember buying kiwis, either. [opens bag and peers in at three brown, slightly furry-looking round objects]
- Lily: How long have those been in there?!
- Jen: Wait, I think they're limes.
“When you start a rock band you should call it Auto Erotic Immolation, and your first album should be ‘Setting Myself on Fire Makes Me Hot.’”
This is a stop-motion film made using city walls and chalk or paint and it is insane. Watch it, seriously.
You’ve gotta be kidding me. That’s amazing.
Google Answers: Ants in a microwave oven »
I observed this today and looked it up. Kind of neat.
Now that I think about it, swarms of ants have had a really positive influence on my life:
- I keep a spotless kitchen, because there’s no other choice
- They’ve forced me to research the workings of microwaves
- Roaches, once so repulsive to me, are now almost laughable next to the sinister plague of ants
Magnetic Fields - The Book of Love
Play count: 223
“Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.”
New wallpaper from alonenotalone
Download Black Tie 1.0 »
This version of Black Tie released 22 May 2008 under Creative Commons. Basically, share derivative work, don’t make money off it, and give credit. Otherwise, you’re free to use and modify it however you want! Unported, so use it anywhere.
(Minor update: now with reblog links)
